A dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at
the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at
it and whined a bit.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager
looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked
determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair
and stared at the manager. The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign
says you have to be able to type."
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect
letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to
him, then jumped back up on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told
the dog, "The sign also says you have to be good with a computer."
The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter
and execute a perfect spreadsheet that worked flawlessly the first time.
By this time, the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and
said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting
abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."
The dog jumped down and went over to a copy of the sign and put his paw on
the sentence about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.
The manager said "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual."
The dog looked at that manager calmly and said, "Meow."