Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled
and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock
market," she explained.
"Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure
you're feeling sorry for him."
"Yeah, I am," she said. "He'll miss me."
