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Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
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COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
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Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
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2 + 2 = 5 for extrememly large values of 2.
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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
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C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
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<----------------The information went data way-----------
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Best file compression around: "DEL . " = 100% compression
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The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
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BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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The name is Baud....... James Baud.
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BUFFERS FILES_ 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
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Access deniedÎnah nah na nah nah!
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c:\> Bad Command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
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Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
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Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
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Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
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E Pluribus Modem
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>... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
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Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
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A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
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An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
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CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington, D.C.? (Y/N)
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Does fuzzy logic tickle?
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A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
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11th commandemnt - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Pentium.
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24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
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Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
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SENILE.COM found ... Out of Memory...
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Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
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RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
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Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
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All computers wait at the same speed.
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Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
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Press -- to continue...
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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
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Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
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E-mail returned to senderÎinsufficient voltage.
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Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
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All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
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Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
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"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
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DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCRS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
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Hidden DOS Secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
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Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
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Go ahead, make my data
