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Ebonics Version of Windows '98

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Ebonics Version of Windows '98


Ebonics Version of Windows '98 Debuts!
  • Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of Windows 98, titled "It be a fresh Window." It has been leaked to several suburbs, causing confusion for unsuspecting users.

  • There are numerous differences between Windows 98 and the Ebonics version.

  • When opening the Ebonics version, the familiar windows chime is replaced With a "phat getto track that melts 'em down wit dope-ass bass," The opening screen features a Windows logo that is spray painted on a brick wall - along with several gangsta signs, slogans and shout outs.

  • On the main screen, My Computer is replaced with "Dis My Shit."

  • The Recycle Bin has been replaced with a Goodwill dumpster.

  • If users are logged on to a network, the Network Neighborhood is replaced With "Da Hood."

  • Users have their choice of two animated screen savers: "Marquee," a lil' G spray- painting dirty words that move across the screen; or "Flying Bullets," a '64 Olds' loaded with gangstas doing a desktop drive by.

  • Users of the Ebonics version will notice several command and dialogue box changes:
    1. Break Back In = Re-entry
    2. Aww Shit = Error
    3. U Betta Recognize = Delete
    4. Itz All Good = OK
    5. 4 Real Doe =Yes
    6. Hold Up, Dawg = Cancel
    7. Do Dat Shit Again = Reset
    8. R U Crazy = Are You Sure
    9. Hunt Dat Bitch Down = Find
    10. Put A Cap In It = Delete
    11. Games & Shit = Programs
    12. Letter Shit = Documents

  • The Ebonics version comes standard with a special edition of Microsoft Works titled "Homie Essentials."

  • The word processing program greatly differs from the main-stream program. Several words on the title bar have been changed:
    1. Dat Thang = File
    2. I Be Seein' It = View
    3. Put Sumpin In = Insert
    4. Hook It Up = Format
    5. Stuff I Ain't gone Need =Tools
    6. Number Shit = Table
    7. Break In = Window
    8. What Da F*C@*K@? = Help

  • Note: "Stuff I ain't gone need" (Tools) does not include spelling or grammar check options, and Auto Correct has been replaced with "Keepin' it Real."



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